Dear Orlando,

Happy Caturday! 

I am dictating this to my human Miss Annabel Sings who I hear is coming to work with you on a pilot project. Good for me, I get some alone time. 

When she told me about you, I thought ‘oh I must say hello’. I hope your humans tell you daily (hourly … minutely?) that you’re handsome and divine. I know mine does. I don’t like to let it go to my head, so I’ll let you decide:

Here I am in increasingly more comfortable positions and enjoying a little light reading:

The book, incidentally, is The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman, which was an absolute treat. We highly recommend it! Looking forward to the second book in the series.

Love, Dexy x
(and Miss Annabel Sings)